Sunday, April 8, 2012
Married at last!
Oh my good lord I am so ecstatic that Lizzy has agreed to marry me. I feel as if I can quote Jane in saying that I am the most happiest creature in the world. I am especially excited that my proposal went smooth within the family. Now, me and Bingley can remain good friends while living close to each other and Jane can constantly visit her sister Lizzy. Can't wait for the honeymoon!
Letter from Mr. Collins
How did that short, idiotic man find out that I was going to propose to Lizzy? Ugh, I hope this doesn't ruin my chances with her. I also hope that the family takes me seriously in my proposal to her, for I have been very rude to their family in the past. I hope to explain the situation to both Lizzy and her father. I plan to visit them with Bingley.
Engagement!
I am so glad for my good 'ol pal Bingley. He married what could be perhaps one of the most beautiful creatures in the world, to some, but for me, Lizzy fills that role. I wish the two of them merriness, happiness, and a dozen children. I have also decided to join Bingley at Longbourn, home of the Bennets, to get closer to Lizzy. My strategy is very simple. I hope to get closer to her by remaining farther away.
Lady Catherine
So I heard that my aunt visited the Bennet family since the engagement between Jane and Mr. Bingley, my bud. I also heard that she repeatedly abused Elizabeth. I ALSO heard that she said I was engaged to her daughter! I could not believe what was entering the bowels of my ears as I heard this ridiculous news. I am so glad that Elizabeth returned the insults with insults, though.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Visit at Longbourn
After some time, I have decided to visit Elizabeth at her home. After she recently visited mine, I decided to see if she had gained any feelings for me. I was quite amused when I came with my dear chap Bingley at Mrs. Bennet's rudeness to me and her obsession with Bingley. Little does she know that I was the one who found Wickham and Lydia and paid the fee Wickham demanded. I hope Elizabeth does not find out.
Changed Elizabeth?
Recently. I find Elizabeth's attitude toward me more calm and amiable. Even though she has every right to be mad at me, I hope to charm her into thinking I am not the man I once was. This isn't scheme of deceit, for I plan to change for the better completely just for Elizabeth. If I do not win her over soon, I shan't have any idea to do with my life. I hope she realizes me for who I truly am and accepts the proposal I plan to send her.
Found at Last
Thank goodness Lydia and Wickham have been found! I hope that scoundrel Wickham doesn't demand a lot of money for marrying Lydia. Bah, he only wanted her and did this shananigan for money. Maybe, I could win Elizabeth over if I payed this lump sum. I shall think upon the matter.
Unsuccessful Searching
I've been told that Mr. Gardiner continued to search with Mr. Bennet in pursuit of Wickham and Lydia. I can't believe that vile man tried to pull another one, this time with Elizabeth's sister and not with my dear Georgiana. I could not believe my ears when I heard the contents of Mr. Collins's letter to the Bennets! He accuses them of bad parenting when they're looking for a child they've lost? The fool!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Wickham
I hope that Wickham hasn't told any more lies about me to Elizabeth. Honestly, how many lies can a man make up for a woman, but little does he realize that his plan is backfiring. I will find a way to marry Elizabeth, and when I do, I will rub it in his face. Then we'll see who's laughing. Should I tell Elizabeth about him?
Elizabeth's refusal and sorrow
Why, I wonder, does Elizabeth not want to traverse to Meryton to visit the most attracting soldiers? I hope this is an allusion, or reference to me that she wants me. I would also like to offer my condolences to the Bennet family for the loss of Mr. Bennet. I knew him for a short time, but came to know he was a respectable and honorable person. May he rest in peace.
Admonition for Lydia
It seems that Lydia has developed a small attraction to Wickham. Let me warn you: he has a terrible mind for terrible things. Please caution yourself and avoid being near with Wickham. I cannot explain fully, but from previous experience, he has been a womanizer. Please heed my warning.
Mr. Collins - A Liar
The nerve of Mr. Collins! He has no sense of love or passion whatsoever and he tells Lizzy that he and Charlotte seemed to be made for each other. Would he have told me the same thing if Elizabeth, which she would never do in a million years, married him? His name is a disgrace and I wouldn't even spit in his direction. I should tell my aunt to do something about this...
Monday, March 19, 2012
Eloped
As soon as I heard the tragic news that Lydia had eloped with that foul man, Wickham, I immediately blamed myself. Thank goodness that Elizabeth didn't blame me for the elope between the two, for women can be unnaturally accusing. I just hope that Lydia does not elope with Wickham and returns to her senses. I have been employing means to search for the two in any way I can. I hope I won't be too late.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Dining at Pemberly
I was preparing the entire morning in anticipation of the arrival of my dearest Elizabeth and those whoosewatsies that came with her. Darcy has also invited her sisters who have attended her. Unfortunately, his brat of a sister, Caroline, continues to try and influence me into loving her by criticizing the most beautiful, handsome creature. If she wasn't Darcy's sister, I would of back-handed right in front of all them people. The nerve of some women!
Introducing Georgiana
I felt as refreshed as a meerkat this morning when I knew I was to be visiting Elizabeth this morning, but I was a little skeptical about introducing Georgiana. I did feel a little down, though, when I remembered I was to be traveling to Elizabeth's inn, which was sure to be as filthy as a sewer. I would say that the introduction went well. Bingley joined, too, and invited Elizabeth and the Gardiners to dine at Pimberly. I can't wait to meet Elizabeth tomorrow.
Walking the Grounds
As soon as I saw Elizabeth in my turf, I knew I had to present myself. So, while she was walking the grounds at my wondrous and most grand estate , I introduced myself to her and her guests. Using my fantastic good looks and irresistible charm, I am most sure i seduced both her guests and Elizabeth herself. I just hope that now she may want to reconsider my proposal. I half expect her to come knocking on my door.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
The Proposal
After slight preparations, I decided to take my chances and propose to Elizabeth. I explained, to the best of my ability I assure you, the situation between us. I tried to "dumb it down" for her and explain how I am going against myself to propose to a commoner like her and how far apart we are on the social status. I still cannot believe the nerve of that girl! I mean a guy like me, me, is proposing to her and she refuses!
New Tactics
Since I found out that Elizabeth has been staying at Hunsford alone, I have decided to stay. I can no longer control the raging torrent of swirling emotions within me, and if I do any longer, my heart will stop and my head shall explode. I must admit it now: I have fallen in love with the peasant Elizabeth. But getting close to her is quite difficult and shall need the utmost preparations. The proposal is coming.
A Demand for Respect for Elizabeth!
How dare that fool "Lady" Catherine offer Elizabeth to use the housekeeper's piano! Her beauty, stature, and mind is that of a queen, and that is the treatment she receives? They should be ordering custom hand-made pianos for a women like her, not some housekeeping piano! The nerve! I bet that everyone in the room could feel my embarrassment melting over around me, and I hope they knew I was not trying to conceal my anger.
Irresistible Attraction
Lately, I have been evoking mixed emotions toward that peasant girl, Lizzy. After my arrival at the Rosings in Hunsford, I have been trying to the utmost of my ability to avoid meeting Elizabeth. The reason so for my doing this is for a feeling I cannot help: love. Whenever I see her, I grow a deep and irresistible attraction towards her. From now on, I am hoping to avoid her so I can control these emotions.
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